Alistair Theirin
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Post by Alistair Theirin on Feb 17, 2012 19:43:27 GMT -5
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Myles
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Post by Myles on Feb 18, 2012 2:32:16 GMT -5
I really think that swooping, as a subset of a diverse variety of activities, has really been misrepresented as a valid form of motion. LEAVE SWOOPING ALONE!
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Mariana
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Pirate Capitan of The Bastard's Kiss}}Strength{4} Dexterity{6} Willpower{2} Magic{0} Cunning{5}
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Post by Mariana on Feb 19, 2012 2:12:35 GMT -5
lol Yes, poor swooping! What about when you swoop in to rescue someone? That is good swooping, yes?  |
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Myles
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Post by Myles on Feb 19, 2012 5:24:44 GMT -5
See, swoop is a very diverse and culturally rich verb.
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Muire
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Post by Muire on Feb 20, 2012 23:49:21 GMT -5
Only humans need to swoop. Kossith sweep, and remove everything in the way.
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Myles
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Post by Myles on Feb 21, 2012 0:29:00 GMT -5
Pfft, everybody swoops, even kossith. I've been to Seheron, swooping very clearly occurred. There was foliage involved, and hills, and sneaky witch thieves.
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Mariana
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Post by Mariana on Feb 21, 2012 3:04:39 GMT -5
What about pirates? Pirates swoop. Pirates love swooping. Especially when it involves lots and lots of sex.
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Myles
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Post by Myles on Feb 21, 2012 9:32:23 GMT -5
I don't think I've ever seen an ambush that involved removing all one's clothes and tackle fucking the nearest person, I really do need to hang out with more pirates.
I can see swoop as a general sort of innuendo, but in this context, I'm thinking it refers to ambushes.
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Mariana
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Post by Mariana on Feb 21, 2012 9:45:40 GMT -5
You really need to spend more time with pirates. All the best ambushes include no clothes and lots of sex.
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Myles
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Post by Myles on Feb 21, 2012 10:22:11 GMT -5
*strokes chin* This obviously what thousands of years worth of military tacticians have been getting wrong. The nakedness is KEY to success. Granted, it's rather difficult to want to fight a war when beautiful people are boning you for no reason you can successfully fathom....
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Muire
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Post by Muire on Feb 21, 2012 10:56:17 GMT -5
Nigh impossible in fact. You need to have a phenomenally high amount of willpower.
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Myles
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Post by Myles on Feb 21, 2012 23:07:27 GMT -5
Remind me to scribble this into the margins of my copy of the Art of War.
The true victor, the herald of every triumph
Dances the dance with no pants.
The key to battle, lies below the belt, between the thighs.
Though sometimes, titties are also involved.
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Muire
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Post by Muire on Feb 22, 2012 1:53:58 GMT -5
*danced naked* Are you sufficiently distracted?
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Myles
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Post by Myles on Feb 22, 2012 2:13:06 GMT -5
*oogles* And lo, Tevinter did crumble into the sea... They've broken out the naked dancing kossity ladies, our empire is doomed.
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Muire
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Post by Muire on Feb 22, 2012 2:15:26 GMT -5
Indeed. *is joined by other naked dancing kossith women*
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